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The crack in rubber ducky’s quack

May 7, 2007 - 10:03 am

ducky.jpgHave you ever seen an eight-year-old girl with D-cup breasts and thought to yourself, Jesus, Mother Nature must be a pedophile…?

Or seen that boy who, much like the black lipsticked mutant-mobsterchild on The Sopranos, seems to have undergone testosteronal eradication therapy since birth?

Well, we’ve finally found the culprit. It is the rubber ducky!

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