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An earlier version of this post said the price of coke had gone down. We regret the error and apologize to anyone who got their hopes up. 

Hey everyone! According to President Bush’s drug czar, the wholesale price of cocaine is up. What the hell does that mean?

(Yeah, I know what it means; you don’t need to explain it to me. Just don’t say it’s a “victory” for the war on drugs—click it; it’s cool. Click it… click it.)