BeerWorld?
October 15, 2007 - 3:29 pm
I haven’t been to SeaWorld since I was 5, so I had no idea that each adult admitted to the park gets a voucher for a free beer. Further research revealed that it’s actually two free beers. And then there’s a beer-tasting room too? Or is that where you get your free beer? Or do you get two free beers, plus samples of beer? That’s a potential disaster in the making.
This doesn’t at all motivate me to want to go to the park—last time I was there, a walrus sneezed on me and I ended up covered in walrus snot. Or at least that’s how I remember it. Happy Monday.
addendum: Yup—I do know that Anheuser Busch owns SeaWorld.
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Walrus snot would be tastier than the crappy free Budweiser.
You know Budweiser owns Sea World, right?
ahh, there he goes again — the resident beer snob. Budweiser rules pal!
Well, not quite as much as Miller High Life, but it’s close.
Kelly, is this some sort of promotion going on right now? Because I’ve been to Sea World several times and I never received any vouchers for free beers.
Either way, I can promise you, there’s no way Sea World would ever become a frat house. It doesn’t matter how much free beer you pump in there, that place always has been and always will be a family park, which is largely why I don’t like going.
It’s a family park, alright! I pour those free beers right into Ruby’s sippy cup, double up the diaper and settle in to watch humans surf around on the backs of Killer Whales. What could be better than that? What, besides The Champagne of Beers, could possibly be better than that?
Employees at Sea World get cases of beer along with their paychecks!
Aaryn jokes (or maybe not…), but the Goldstein family is stranger than fiction. On a family vacation to San Diego when I was about 10, we all got really thirsty. My parents, being thrifty New Englanders, just decided to give us kids (10, 8, and 5) some of the free Bud, figuring it was so weak that it was like water anyway. For some reason Sea World frowned on that and we all got kicked out. To this day I can’t look Shamu in the eye.
See Ed–it’s all true.
A walrus sneeze? On an elementary school fieldtrip we watched a walrus masturbate. That there is some CRAZY shit.
“we watched a walrus masturbate”
baaahahahahaaaahaha!!!
Mammals masturbating in front of THE CHILDREN?!? Maybe Sea World isn’t a family place after all…
chug-a-lug Ruby, chug-a-lug