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The day the MySpace died

January 29, 2008 - 11:59 pm

Today (Jan. 30) is International Delete Your MySpace Account day. Please, do as the day commands—because, really, your MySpace page:

1.) Is ugly

2.) Has lame music playing in the background

3.) Lacks any sort of intuitive design schematic

4.) Will get you fired once your boss/significant other/students’ parents see that photo of you from that party last week

5.) Is a poor substitute for actual human interaction

6.) Will never compensate for your shitty high-school experience, no matter how many “friends” you make

Go ahead. Delete it. Then move over to Facebook and get rid of that one, too.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Azron permalink
    January 30, 2008 - 4:23 pm 4:23 pm

    I love my MySpace.
    I added 3 friends in honor of the occasion.

  2. February 1, 2008 - 8:34 pm 8:34 pm

    Obviously you haven’t seen my MySpace page, which is brilliant and hilarious and by far exceeds real, actual human communication, which is overrated anyway.

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