Today (Jan. 30) is International Delete Your MySpace Account day. Please, do as the day commands—because, really, your MySpace page:
1.) Is ugly
2.) Has lame music playing in the background
3.) Lacks any sort of intuitive design schematic
4.) Will get you fired once your boss/significant other/students’ parents see that photo of you from that party last week
5.) Is a poor substitute for actual human interaction
6.) Will never compensate for your shitty high-school experience, no matter how many “friends” you make
Go ahead. Delete it. Then move over to Facebook and get rid of that one, too.
January 30, 2008 - 4:23 pm at 4:23 pm
I love my MySpace.
I added 3 friends in honor of the occasion.
February 1, 2008 - 8:34 pm at 8:34 pm
Obviously you haven’t seen my MySpace page, which is brilliant and hilarious and by far exceeds real, actual human communication, which is overrated anyway.