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Leave your fireworks and stun guns at home

June 12, 2008 - 10:30 am

Ever wonder what you’re not allowed to bring to the White House when you go in for a tour? Here’s the list:

Handbags
Book bags
Backpacks
Purses
Food and beverages of any kind
Strollers
Cameras
Video recorders or any time of recording device
Tobacco products
Personal grooming items (makeup, hair brush or comb, lip or hand lotions, etc.
Any pointed objects (pens, knitting needles, etc.
Aerosol containers
Guns and ammunition
Fireworks
Electric stun guns
Mace
Martial arts weapons/devices
Knives of any size

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Pam permalink
    June 12, 2008 - 12:36 pm 12:36 pm

    You forgot:

    Critical thinking skills

  2. June 13, 2008 - 1:10 am 1:10 am

    and maps, clearly George Bush doesn’t have access to maps over there.

  3. Enrique Limon permalink
    June 14, 2008 - 9:20 am 9:20 am

    What about hookers? Can I bring in a hooker?

  4. David Rolland permalink*
    June 14, 2008 - 7:35 pm 7:35 pm

    Yes, as long as she’s not carrying any of the aforementioned items.

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